COACH BUBBA DURAN’S AI GENERATED POWER RANKINGS #13
Week 13 Edition — The Top Three Collide
Week 12 gave us another major shakeup in Season 87.
MrWitness36 backed up his victory over Kansas City with a 49–28 win over Washington, keeping Arizona on top. Bubbaduran07 answered his first loss of the season by destroying Buffalo 41–14, while MMXCalibur suffered a stunning 38–17 loss to Green Bay.
Elsewhere, Shawtypizzle continued his incredible run, QKP extended Baltimore's winning streak, BigDre exploded for a 45–0 shutout, and BigReg dropped an unbelievable 66 points.
And now Week 13 gives us the matchup everyone will be watching:
#2 Kansas City vs #3 Los Angeles.
As always, actual games carry considerably more weight than SIM results. Team records below are standardized to include all team results, including SIMs.
👑 1. MrWitness36 — Cardinals
9–3 | Previous #1 | W 49–28 vs Commanders
Week 13: Eagles
Witness proved that beating Kansas City wasn't just one huge night.
One week after ending Bubba's perfect season, Arizona dropped 49 points on Washington and won by 21.
The five-time champion now has actual victories over Kansas City and MMX, and Arizona has won six of its last seven.
Until someone knocks him off, Witness owns the throne.
🥈 2. Bubbaduran07 — Chiefs
10–1 | Previous #2 | W 41–14 vs Bills
Week 13: Rams
That's exactly how a championship contender responds to its first loss.
Kansas City's perfect season ended against Witness, but Bubba immediately bounced back by destroying Buffalo 41–14.
The Chiefs become the first team on this board to reach 10 victories.
Now comes one of the biggest games of Season 87:
Bubba vs MMX. Chiefs vs Rams. #2 vs #3.
🥉 3. MMXCalibur — Rams
9–2 | Previous #3 | L 38–17 vs Packers
Week 13: Chiefs
This was easily one of Week 12's biggest surprises.
MMX returned from the bye at 9–1 and was soundly beaten by Green Bay, 38–17.
Normally a 21-point loss would produce a larger drop, but MMX's overall résumé remains strong enough to hold #3.
Week 13 provides an immediate opportunity for redemption.
Beat Bubba, and MMX jumps right back into the #1 conversation.
4. BigReub0904 — Dolphins
9–2 | Previous #4 | SIM W 34–13 vs Jets
Week 13: Broncos
Miami moves to 9–2, but Week 12 was simulated, so BigReub receives little additional credit.
What matters more is his 6–1 actual-game record since taking over Miami and an incredible career résumé featuring a .824 winning percentage and two championships.
🔥 5. Shawtypizzle — Giants ⬆️1
8–3 | Previous #6 | W 38–14 vs Colts
Week 13: 49ers
This isn't a hot streak anymore.
It's a legitimate run.
After beginning the season 0–2, Shawty has gone 8–1.
New York's latest victim was Indianapolis, which the Giants dismantled 38–14.
Shawtypizzle has earned his way into the Top 5.
6. KnightNoles — Seahawks ⬇️1
8–3 | Previous #5 | W 36–31 vs 49ers
Week 13: Cowboys
Knight drops one spot only because of Shawty's surge.
Seattle returned from its bye and survived a 36–31 shootout against Latin.
At 8–3 with four championships and a .73 career winning percentage, Knight remains one of the most dangerous coaches in the league.
7. Commish Jeff — Lions
8–3 | Previous #7 | SIM W 20–12 vs Bears
Week 13: Falcons
Detroit's team winning streak reaches five, although the latest victory came through SIM.
Jeff's actual victories over BigReub, Minden and ELBuccs are much more important to his ranking.
Week 13 against BigReg gives Detroit another opportunity to prove it on the field.
🚀 8. Coach QKP35 — Ravens ⬆️2
8–4 | Previous #10 | W 34–25 vs Texans
Week 13: BYE
Baltimore is officially rolling.
After losing four consecutive games earlier this season, QKP has now won six straight team games, with five actual victories carrying the bulk of the weight.
The Ravens head into the bye as one of the hottest teams in MOF.
9. Snooppanther — Browns ⬇️1
8–3 | Previous #8 | SIM L 27–21 vs Raiders
Week 13: Bengals
I'm barely punishing Snoop for this one.
Cleveland's loss to Las Vegas came through SIM, and the Browns' five-game actual winning streak remains the more important storyline.
Week 13 against Jfon should tell us much more.
🔥 10. Boobie_MTZ7 — Packers ⬆️3
6–5 | Previous #13 | W 38–17 vs Rams
Week 13: Saints
Welcome back to the Top 10.
Boobie just delivered one of the best victories of Week 12, dominating previous #3 MMX 38–17.
Green Bay has now scored 83 points across its last two actual games.
The Packers suddenly look dangerous again.
11. Mindenplaya — Patriots
7–4 | Previous #11 | SIM W 38–21 vs Chargers
Week 13: Bills
New England gets another team victory, but the SIM provides almost no ranking boost.
Minden's actual victories over Canes, Domi and Boobie remain the foundation of his ranking.
12. Krayzie300 — Panthers ⬆️3
7–4 | Previous #15 | W 50–38 vs Buccaneers
Week 13: Vikings
Carolina needed this.
After losing consecutive games by a combined four points, Krayzie exploded for 50 points against Tampa.
The Panthers stop the slide and move back toward the Top 10.
13. Jfon — Bengals ⬇️4
7–4 | Previous #9 | L 26–21 vs Saints
Week 13: Browns
Cincinnati's four-game winning streak is over.
The problem isn't simply losing. It's losing to an AJ-led New Orleans team that entered Week 12 around the middle-bottom of these rankings.
Jfon gets a major opportunity to recover against Cleveland.
14. Domi_TSX — Bears ⬇️2
6–5 | Previous #12 | SIM L 20–12 vs Lions
Week 13: Jaguars
Chicago's team losing streak reaches five, but Week 12 was simulated and receives very little weight.
Still, the Bears haven't recorded an actual victory since beginning the season 6–0.
BigDre is next.
🚀 15. CheeferD — Eagles ⬆️3
5–6 | Previous #18 | W 40–17 vs Cowboys
Week 13: Cardinals
Remember when Philadelphia started 0–4?
Cheefer has now gone 5–2 since then.
The Eagles followed their 41–8 destruction of Pittsburgh with another blowout, beating Dallas 40–17.
Now comes the ultimate test:
#1 Arizona.
🚀 16. BigDre245 — Jaguars ⬆️7
5–6 | Previous #23 | W 45–0 vs Titans
Week 13: Bears
Now THAT looked like BigDre.
After a disappointing first half of the season, Jacksonville completely annihilated Tennessee 45–0.
BigDre owns 647 career victories, 38 playoff wins and a championship.
If Jacksonville starts pairing that résumé with performances like this, BigDre can climb quickly.
17. BigReg — Falcons
5–6 | Previous #17 | W 66–37 vs Vikings
Week 13: Lions
Sixty-six points.
BigReg came out of the bye and absolutely exploded offensively against Minnesota.
Atlanta has been wildly inconsistent this season, but performances like this show exactly why BigReg remains dangerous.
Now he gets Commish Jeff.
18. AJ072694 — Saints ⬆️2
6–5 | Previous #20 | W 26–21 vs Bengals
Week 13: Packers
AJ keeps surprising people.
After beating Carolina earlier in the season, New Orleans has now added a quality victory over Jfon.
The Saints have quietly reached 6–5.
Week 13 against a suddenly red-hot Green Bay team is another major test.
19. Latinyank77478 — 49ers ⬇️3
4–7 | Previous #16 | L 36–31 vs Seahawks
Week 13: Giants
Latin's three-game winning streak has now turned into consecutive losses.
Still, San Francisco played Knight close and scored 31.
Unfortunately, the schedule doesn't provide much relief.
Next up: red-hot Shawtypizzle.
20. Coach QC — Texans ⬆️1
6–5 | Previous #21 | L 34–25 vs Ravens
Week 13: Steelers
Houston falls to 6–5, but losing by nine to a surging QKP isn't disastrous.
The Texans now get Pittsburgh and have an excellent opportunity to get back into the win column.
21. MrRoclo — Colts ⬇️7
5–6 | Previous #14 | L 38–14 vs Giants
Week 13: BYE
What happened to Indianapolis?
Roclo turned an 0–3 start into five consecutive wins.
Now the Colts have lost three straight, with the latest being a 24-point defeat against New York.
The bye arrives at the perfect time.
22. ELBuccs — Buccaneers ⬇️3
4–7 | Previous #19 | L 50–38 vs Panthers
Week 13: Chargers
Tampa's midseason resurgence has stalled.
The Buccaneers have now lost three straight after their impressive 4–1 stretch.
Scoring 38 is encouraging.
Allowing 50 isn't.
23. TSG_Lee34 — Cowboys ⬇️1
5–7 | Previous #22 | L 40–17 vs Eagles
Week 13: Seahawks
Dallas' victory over Tennessee briefly stopped the bleeding.
Then Philadelphia put up 40.
TSG is now 1–5 over his last six team games and gets four-time champion Knight next.
24. Bengalsonly_7 — Commanders ⬆️1
4–7 | Previous #25 | L 49–28 vs Cardinals
Week 13: Titans
Washington has lost five straight.
The latest came against #1 Arizona, so there's no major punishment, but the Commanders badly need to stop the slide.
Tennessee provides an opportunity.
25. Canesbucs1 — Jets ⬇️1
4–8 | Previous #24 | SIM L 34–13 vs Dolphins
Week 13: BYE
The latest loss receives almost no weight because it was simulated.
But even after discounting the SIM, the Jets' actual results have not been strong enough to keep Canes higher.
It's still shocking to see a seven-time champion this far down the board.
26. BuffaloBill — Bills
3–8 | Previous #26 | L 41–14 vs Chiefs
Week 13: Patriots
Buffalo ran into an angry Kansas City team coming off its first loss.
The result wasn't pretty.
Bill now gets New England and needs another performance like the actual victories over Las Vegas and Minnesota.
27. MackDaddy — Broncos
2–9 | Previous #27 | L 29–3 vs Steelers
Week 13: Dolphins
One week after beating Las Vegas 31–3, Denver lost to Pittsburgh by almost the exact same margin.
For a six-time champion, a 2–9 record remains one of the biggest surprises of Season 87.
And now BigReub is coming to town.
28. AssuredFame — Titans
2–9 | Previous #28 | L 45–0 vs Jaguars
Week 13: Commanders
This one was ugly.
Tennessee was shut out by Jacksonville and has now fallen to 2–9.
Week 13 against struggling Washington may be AssuredFame's best opportunity in weeks.
29. ThaTiger74 — Vikings
2–9 | Previous #29 | L 66–37 vs Falcons
Week 13: Panthers
Minnesota scored 37.
Normally that's good news.
Unfortunately, Atlanta scored 66.
One week after ThaTiger's wild 48–47 victory, the Vikings found themselves on the opposite side of another shootout.
30. Lynx — Chargers
3–8 | Previous #30 | SIM L 38–21 vs Patriots
Week 13: Buccaneers
Another SIM means another week with very little useful information about Los Angeles.
The Chargers get an actual opportunity against Tampa in Week 13.
31. Remo357 — Steelers
1–9 | Previous #31 | L 29–3 vs Broncos
Week 13: Texans
Pittsburgh's struggles continue.
Even against a Denver team that entered with only two victories, the Steelers managed just three points.
Houston is next.
32. Big_Country1112 — Raiders
2–10 | Previous #32 | SIM W 27–21 vs Browns
Week 13: BYE
Las Vegas technically earns its second victory of the season.
But it came through SIM, so Big Country receives virtually no ranking boost.
His first actual victory remains far more meaningful.
⭐ WEEK 13 GAMES TO WATCH
🔥 GAME OF THE WEEK — #2 Chiefs vs #3 Rams
Bubbaduran07 vs MMXCalibur
This one is enormous.
Kansas City is 10–1 and just responded to its first loss by beating Buffalo 41–14.
MMX is 9–2 and coming off his worst loss of the season.
Both coaches own one championship.
Both have spent significant time near the top of these rankings.
And with Witness sitting at #1, the winner becomes the most obvious challenger to Arizona.
This could be a playoff preview.
👑 #1 Cardinals vs #15 Eagles
MrWitness36 vs CheeferD
Witness has beaten Kansas City and followed it with 49 points against Washington.
Cheefer has gone 5–2 after starting 0–4 and has scored 81 points over his last two games.
Can Philadelphia pull off the biggest upset of Week 13?
💥 #5 Giants vs #19 49ers
Shawtypizzle vs Latinyank77478
Shawty is 8–1 since starting 0–2.
Latin has dropped two straight after winning three in a row.
New York wants to continue its push toward the Top 3.
🚨 #9 Browns vs #13 Bengals
Snooppanther vs Jfon
Cleveland's Week 12 loss was a SIM, so Snoop's five-game actual winning streak remains intact.
Jfon just had his four-game streak snapped by New Orleans.
This is a major game for positioning just outside the elite tier.
⚔️ #7 Lions vs #17 Falcons
Commish Jeff vs BigReg
BigReg just scored 66 points.
Jeff's Lions have won five consecutive team games, although Week 12 was simulated.
If Atlanta's offense stays hot, this could become another shootout.
📈 BIGGEST WEEK 12 RISERS
BigDre245: #23 → #16 (+7)
CheeferD: #18 → #15 (+3)
Boobie_MTZ7: #13 → #10 (+3)
Krayzie300: #15 → #12 (+3)
Coach QKP35: #10 → #8 (+2)
MrRoclo: #14 → #21 (-7)
Jfon: #9 → #13 (-4)
Latinyank77478: #16 → #19 (-3)
ELBuccs: #19 → #22 (-3)
TSG_Lee34: #22 → #23 (-1)
👑 WITNESS HOLDS THE THRONE — BUT WEEK 13 COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING
There was always one question after Arizona ended Kansas City's perfect season:
Could Witness back it up?
He did.
Arizona followed its 37–30 victory over the Chiefs by beating Washington 49–28.
That keeps MrWitness36 at #1.
But Kansas City isn't going anywhere.
Bubba responded to his first loss by crushing Buffalo 41–14, improving to a league-best 10–1.
MMX stumbled against Green Bay, but the Rams remain 9–2 and now have an immediate chance to erase that loss.
So Week 13 gives us exactly what these rankings needed:
#2 Chiefs vs #3 Rams.
While those two fight for position behind Arizona, Witness faces a Philadelphia team that has suddenly caught fire.
Arizona owns the throne. Kansas City wants it back. MMX gets his shot at Bubba.
The battle for #1 is only getting started.
October 4, 2026