
by Commish Jeff ![]()

Stat profile: Eagles are scoring 31.41 PPG (#1) and allowing 17.71 PPG (#3). Saquon Barkley is the league’s TD king (24 rushing scores), and the Eagles’ run game finishes drives. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +25, and the red zone is 42.86% on offense vs 46.88% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 13: lost to 49ers 31-17; Week 14: beat Vikings 41-17.
Stat profile: Saints are scoring 27.53 PPG (#7) and allowing 21.82 PPG (#12). Danny Stutsman is all over the defensive leaderboards (tackles + INTs), and NO keeps finding ways late. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +10, and the red zone is 50.53% on offense vs 54.74% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 13: beat Colts 29-28; Week 14: beat Panthers 45-44.
Stat profile: Chiefs are scoring 29.47 PPG (#4) and allowing 20.76 PPG (#10). Mahomes is right there in the TD race (43) and KC’s passing game can erase deficits instantly. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at -4, and the red zone is 45.92% on offense vs 54.32% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Jaguars 41-28; Week 13: beat Bills 28-21.
Stat profile: 49ers are scoring 25.14 PPG (#12) and allowing 17.79 PPG (#4). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (277.0 pass / 62.5 rush per game) and have allowed 28 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +5, and the red zone is 46.46% on offense vs 45.45% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Steelers 23-18; Week 13: beat Eagles 31-17.
Stat profile: Bills are scoring 26.76 PPG (#9) and allowing 22.06 PPG (#13). Josh Allen is sitting atop the passing yards board (4,208) and the Bills can score with anyone when he’s cooking. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at +3, and the red zone is 44.44% on offense vs 49.07% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Commanders 42-39; Week 13: lost to Chiefs 28-21.
Stat profile: Chargers are scoring 24.82 PPG (#13) and allowing 18.47 PPG (#5). Ladd McConkey sits top-5 in receiving TDs (14), and the pass rush is elite (Tuli + Jayden Ryan with 11 each). Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -10, and the red zone is 46.15% on offense vs 43.90% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Vikings 49-10; Week 13: lost to Bears 38-24.
Stat profile: Seahawks are scoring 25.47 PPG (#11) and allowing 22.71 PPG (#14). Jalen Milroe leads the league in passing TDs (46), and Seattle has two top-5 TD receivers (Brackett/Arroyo). Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +17, and the red zone is 50.55% on offense vs 57.78% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Cardinals 34-26; Week 13: beat Steelers 21-17.
Stat profile: Browns are scoring 24.24 PPG (#14) and allowing 20.24 PPG (#8). Myles Garrett leads the league in sacks (16.5) and the Browns keep winning the close ones. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +9, and the red zone is 47.12% on offense vs 46.67% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Ravens 27-24; Week 13: beat Lions 34-33.
Stat profile: Steelers are scoring 27.82 PPG (#6) and allowing 26.29 PPG (#23). Roger Jarrett is #2 in passing yards (4,042) and DK Metcalf is a TD machine (19) — this offense is loud. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at +1, and the red zone is 44.33% on offense vs 40.00% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat 49ers 23-18; Week 13: lost to Seahawks 21-17.
Stat profile: Cardinals are scoring 28.35 PPG (#5) and allowing 22.53 PPG (#15). Jack Webber is top-5 in both passing yards (3,893) and passing TDs (39), plus MHJ is a top-5 yardage threat. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at -3, and the red zone is 50.55% on offense vs 46.43% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Seahawks 34-26; Week 15: beat Vikings 32-30.
Stat profile: Commanders are scoring 30.24 PPG (#3) and allowing 27.76 PPG (#26). Chad Price is #2 in rushing yards (1,929) and tied for #2 in rushing TDs (21) — the run game is real. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -5, and the red zone is 49.49% on offense vs 49.48% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Bills 42-39; Week 13: lost to Jets 48-45.
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Baltimore Ravens
Stat profile: Ravens are scoring 25.54 PPG (#10) and allowing 20.15 PPG (#7). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (270.2 pass / 89.2 rush per game) and have allowed 28 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -6, and the red zone is 44.74% on offense vs 47.22% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Browns 27-24; Week 13: beat Jaguars 27-24.
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Detroit Lions
Stat profile: Lions are scoring 28.65 PPG (#2) and allowing 18.76 PPG (#6). Jahmyr Gibbs leads MOF in rushing yards (2,061) and is tied near the top in rushing TDs (21). Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +6, and the red zone is 46.15% on offense vs 46.67% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 13: lost to Browns 34-33; Week 14: lost to Seahawks 36-35.
Stat profile: Jaguars are scoring 22.82 PPG (#17) and allowing 20.12 PPG (#6). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (272.0 pass / 105.8 rush per game) and have allowed 36 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at -2, and the red zone is 45.74% on offense vs 49.44% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Chiefs 41-28; Week 13: lost to Ravens 27-24.
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Miami Dolphins
Stat profile: Dolphins are scoring 22.47 PPG (#20) and allowing 26.76 PPG (#24). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (254.0 pass / 107.1 rush per game) and have allowed 24 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at +1, and the red zone is 42.86% on offense vs 54.02% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 46.00% on 3rd down (69-150) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
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New York Jets
Stat profile: Jets are scoring 23.18 PPG (#16) and allowing 24.41 PPG (#20). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (224.9 pass / 169.1 rush per game) and have allowed 33 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -7, and the red zone is 45.45% on offense vs 58.82% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 13: beat Commanders 48-45.
Stat profile: Colts are scoring 22.76 PPG (#18) and allowing 19.47 PPG (#7). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (260.9 pass / 86.9 rush per game) and have allowed 19 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -7, and the red zone is 46.15% on offense vs 42.50% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Rams 23-13; Week 13: lost to Saints 29-28.
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Denver Broncos
Stat profile: Broncos are scoring 21.53 PPG (#23) and allowing 16.12 PPG (#1). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (179.8 pass / 123.1 rush per game) and have allowed 19 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at +2, and the red zone is 40.82% on offense vs 38.10% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 47.86% on 3rd down (67-140) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
Stat profile: Vikings are scoring 23.94 PPG (#15) and allowing 28.18 PPG (#28). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (279.6 pass / 99.4 rush per game) and have allowed 36 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -9, and the red zone is 47.92% on offense vs 56.41% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: lost to Chargers 49-10; Week 14: lost to Eagles 41-17.
Stat profile: Buccaneers are scoring 22.12 PPG (#21) and allowing 25.47 PPG (#22). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (216.8 pass / 117.9 rush per game) and have allowed 28 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -11, and the red zone is 41.76% on offense vs 55.81% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 42.71% on 3rd down (70-164) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
Stat profile: Patriots are scoring 22.06 PPG (#22) and allowing 20.35 PPG (#9). Drake Maye is top-5 in passing TDs (38), so the ceiling is there even if the record is shaky. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +7, and the red zone is 42.86% on offense vs 50.85% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 47.20% on 3rd down (76-161) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
Stat profile: Packers are scoring 21.24 PPG (#24) and allowing 20.35 PPG (#9). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (260.4 pass / 107.2 rush per game) and have allowed 29 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -5, and the red zone is 47.06% on offense vs 54.35% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 41.33% on 3rd down (62-150) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
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Tennessee Titans
Stat profile: Titans are scoring 20.29 PPG (#26) and allowing 25.35 PPG (#21). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (185.3 pass / 135.5 rush per game) and have allowed 31 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -5, and the red zone is 43.96% on offense vs 57.14% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 40.40% on 3rd down (61-151) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
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Atlanta Falcons
Stat profile: Falcons are scoring 20.71 PPG (#25) and allowing 28.47 PPG (#29). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (253.7 pass / 98.3 rush per game) and have allowed 33 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -7, and the red zone is 46.15% on offense vs 57.14% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 15: lost to Panthers 31-17.
Stat profile: Raiders are scoring 21.24 PPG (#24) and allowing 22.18 PPG (#13). Jalin Walker is top-5 in tackles (52) — the defense is on the field a lot, but the effort’s there. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +7, and the red zone is 46.15% on offense vs 58.33% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 34.56% on 3rd down (47-136) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
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Los Angeles Rams
Stat profile: Rams are scoring 18.06 PPG (#30) and allowing 25.06 PPG (#20). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (250.1 pass / 72.9 rush per game) and have allowed 28 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is about even at +2, and the red zone is 44.44% on offense vs 51.02% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 12: beat Colts 23-13.
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Houston Texans
Stat profile: Texans are scoring 19.82 PPG (#27) and allowing 27.35 PPG (#25). Chamarri Conner is tied near the top in INTs (8) — the defense can steal possessions. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a weapon at +5, and the red zone is 49.40% on offense vs 46.51% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 14: beat Colts 38-24; Week 15: lost to Saints 33-31.
Stat profile: Panthers are scoring 22.53 PPG (#19) and allowing 31.24 PPG (#31). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (235.0 pass / 153.9 rush per game) and have allowed 31 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -8, and the red zone is 45.12% on offense vs 55.00% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 14: lost to Saints 45-44; Week 15: beat Falcons 31-17.
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Dallas Cowboys
Stat profile: Cowboys are scoring 19.41 PPG (#28) and allowing 29.88 PPG (#30). Identity check: they’re a pass-first team by volume (231.7 pass / 82.9 rush per game) and have allowed 41 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -13, and the red zone is 46.67% on offense vs 48.39% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 46.45% on 3rd down (72-155) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
Stat profile: Bengals are scoring 25.65 PPG (#8) and allowing 31.41 PPG (#32). Ja’Marr Chase leads the league in receiving yards (1,551), but the offense has to survive the turnover bug. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -17, and the red zone is 41.86% on offense vs 56.14% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 45.45% on 3rd down (75-165) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.
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Chicago Bears
Stat profile: Bears are scoring 18.41 PPG (#29) and allowing 26.35 PPG (#23). Identity check: they’re a run-first team by volume (161.2 pass / 137.2 rush per game) and have allowed 25 sacks. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -9, and the red zone is 38.78% on offense vs 56.52% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: Week 13: beat Chargers 38-24.
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New York Giants
Stat profile: Giants are scoring 16.65 PPG (#32) and allowing 27.18 PPG (#24). Jaxson Dart is top-5 in passing yards (3,969), and Nabers is top-5 in receiving yards (1,390) — big plays are happening. Clean football matters here — turnover margin is a concern at -11, and the red zone is 43.75% on offense vs 55.70% allowed on defense. Recent spotlight: 38.74% on 3rd down (55-142) — that efficiency will decide their ceiling.