COACH BUBBA DURAN’S AI GENERATED POWER RANKINGS
Week 3 Edition — Updated After Week 2
Important league update: Beast10790 has been removed from the league for a rule infraction, and the Dolphins are awaiting a new coach. Miami remains 2–0 as a team, including its 66–10 Week 2 win, but Beast is removed from the active power rankings. The new Dolphins coach will receive his own ranking once announced rather than automatically inheriting Beast’s former position.
SIM games continue to receive much less weight than games actually played.
🥇 1. MrWitness36 — Cardinals ⬆️ 2
Previous: #3 | Week 2: W 38–31 vs Seahawks | Week 3: 49ers
Witness earns #1 the right way: he beat the previous #1 head-to-head. Add a 407–198–1 career record, five championships and a 2–0 start, and there's no debate right now.
Week 4 range: #1–#3
🥈 2. MMXCalibur — Rams ⬆️ 3
Previous: #5 | Week 2: W 37–15 vs Giants | Week 3: Broncos
MMX is 2–0 and continues taking care of business. After beating San Francisco 30–12, the Rams followed with a 22-point victory over New York.
Now he gets a desperate MackDaddy.
Week 4 range: #1–#5
🥉 3. Bubbaduran07 — Chiefs ⬆️ 1
Previous: #4 | Week 2: W 38–28 vs Colts | Week 3: Dolphins/TBD Coach
Kansas City keeps climbing.
Bubba followed the 35–25 victory over MackDaddy with a 38–28 win over MrRoclo. That's two wins against highly experienced coaches to start 2–0. MrRoclo alone owns 565 career victories and a championship.
Miami's coaching situation changes the Week 3 storyline considerably, but another Chiefs victory keeps Bubba in the #1 conversation.
Week 4 range: #1–#6
4. KnightNoles — Seahawks ⬇️ 3
Previous: #1 | Week 2: L 38–31 vs Cardinals | Week 3: Commanders
I'm not punishing Knight much for losing by seven to the new #1 team.
He's still 153–57–2 with four championships in only 13 seasons. That's elite.
Week 4 range: #1–#7
5. Commish Jeff — Lions ⬆️ 2
Previous: #7 | Week 2: W 45–17 vs Bills | Week 3: Jets
Detroit is rolling.
Jeff's first two games have been 42–7 and 45–17, giving Detroit an 87–24 scoring advantage.
Canes is a much better measuring stick.
Week 4 range: #2–#8
6. Boobie_MTZ7 — Packers ⬆️ 4 🔥
Previous: #10 | Week 2: W 45–24 vs Jets | Week 3: Falcons
One of Week 2's biggest statements.
Boobie didn't squeak past Canes—he beat the seven-time champion 45–24. Green Bay is 2–0 and has scored 81 points.
Boobie belongs among the early contenders.
7. BigDre245 — Jaguars ⬆️ 6 🔥
Previous: #13 | Week 2: W 27–14 vs Broncos | Week 3: Patriots
Now that's a rebound.
After the Week 1 upset loss, BigDre knocked off six-time champion MackDaddy by 13. Combine that with 647 career wins, 38 playoff wins and a championship, and Jacksonville shoots upward.
8. Domi_TSX — Bears ⬆️ 3
Previous: #11 | Week 2: W 40–7 vs Vikings | Week 3: Eagles
Chicago went from surviving Week 1 to absolutely dominating Week 2.
A 33-point win moves Domi to 2–0, and his career .616 winning percentage plus championship adds credibility.
9. Coach QKP35 — Ravens ⬆️ 3
Previous: #12 | Week 2: W 29–24 vs Saints | Week 3: Cowboys
We finally got an actual game after QKP's Week 1 SIM win.
Baltimore moves to 2–0, and QKP's enormous experience—642 career victories—keeps pushing the Ravens upward.
10. Jfon — Bengals ⬆️ 4 🔥
Previous: #14 | Week 2: W 34–10 vs Texans | Week 3: Steelers
Welcome to the Top 10.
Cincinnati has started 27–0 and 34–10.
That's 61 points scored and only 10 allowed. At some point we have to stop calling Jfon a surprise and start calling Cincinnati a contender.
11. Snooppanther — Browns ⬆️ 4
Previous: #15 | Week 2: W 27–14 vs Buccaneers | Week 3: Panthers
Snoop is 2–0 after beating BigDre in Week 1 and following it with another double-digit win.
Only three career seasons keeps him just outside the Top 10, but that could change quickly.
12. MackDaddy — Broncos ⬇️ 6
Previous: #6 | Week 2: L 27–14 vs Jaguars | Week 3: Rams
The biggest shock near the top.
The six-time champion is 0–2 after losses to Bubba and BigDre.
His 513–234–1 career record, six rings and 49 playoff victories prevent an even bigger fall. But now he gets #2 MMX.
0–3 would change things dramatically.
13. BigReub0904 — Titans ⬇️ 5
Previous: #8 | Week 2: SIM W 41–7 vs Eagles | Week 3: Giants
The Titans are technically 1–1, but both results have involved SIMs.
I'm therefore leaning heavily on BigReub's absurd 192–41 (.824) career record and two championships until we get actual gameplay.
14. Canesbucs1 — Jets ⬇️ 5
Previous: #9 | Week 2: L 45–24 vs Packers | Week 3: Lions
Unlike Week 1's SIM win, this result gives us something real.
And it wasn't good.
Still, you don't erase seven championships and 48 career playoff wins because of one bad game.
15. Mindenplaya — Patriots ⬆️ 5
Previous: #20 | Week 2: W 42–30 vs Steelers | Week 3: Jaguars
That's the response New England needed.
After getting crushed by Knight in Week 1, Minden answered by dropping 42 points.
BigDre provides a much better test.
16. Bengalsonly_7 — Commanders ⬆️ 8 🚀
Previous: #24 | Week 2: W 49–46 vs Cowboys | Week 3: Seahawks
One of my biggest risers.
Week 1 was a SIM victory, so I didn't give Washington much credit. Now Bengalsonly has backed it up by actually scoring 49 points and reaching 2–0.
Beat Knight and Washington could explode into the Top 10.
17. MrRoclo — Colts ⬆️ 1
Previous: #18 | Week 2: L 38–28 vs Chiefs | Week 3: Texans
Yes, Roclo moves up despite losing.
Week 1 was a SIM loss, and Week 2 was a competitive game against the new #3 Chiefs. His 565 career wins and championship still matter.
Houston becomes an important game.
18. TSG_Lee34 — Cowboys ⬆️ 1
Previous: #19 | Week 2: L 49–46 vs Commanders | Week 3: Ravens
Dallas lost—but scored 46 points.
Combined with Week 1's 49, TSG has produced 95 points in two games. Defense is the problem, not offense.
19. Krayzie300 — Panthers ⬆️ 3
Previous: #22 | Week 2: SIM W 27–17 vs Falcons | Week 3: Browns
Only a small reward because it's a SIM victory.
Week 3 against undefeated Snooppanther will tell us much more.
20. Coach QC — Texans ⬆️ 1
Previous: #21 | Week 2: L 34–10 vs Bengals | Week 3: Colts
Houston's Week 1 upset still carries weight.
But the Bengals handed QC a reality check in Week 2. Colts-Texans is now a big separator game.
21. CheeferD — Eagles ⬇️ 4
Previous: #17 | Week 2: SIM L 41–7 vs Titans | Week 3: Bears
I won't destroy Cheefer's ranking because this was another SIM.
But Philadelphia is nevertheless sitting at 0–2.
22. Shawtypizzle — Giants ⬆️ 3
Previous: #25 | Week 2: L 37–15 vs Rams | Week 3: Titans
This is another situation where the opponent matters.
Losing to undefeated #2 MMX isn't nearly as damaging as some of the performances below him.
23. BuffaloBill — Bills ⬆️ 3
Previous: #26 | Week 2: L 45–17 vs Lions | Week 3: Chargers
Buffalo is 0–2, but Jeff is destroying everybody right now.
Still, with nearly 200 career wins, Buffalo needs to start producing results.
24. BigReg — Falcons ⬇️ 1
Previous: #23 | Week 2: SIM L 27–17 vs Panthers | Week 3: Packers
Another SIM means limited movement.
Unfortunately, Atlanta now gets red-hot Green Bay.
25. Lynx — Chargers ⬆️ 6 🚀
Previous: #31 | Week 2: W 36–3 vs Raiders | Week 3: Bills
Lynx finally gets his first Season 87 victory—and does it by 33 points.
Buffalo is 0–2, so the Chargers have a real opportunity to move to 2–1.
26. AJ072694 — Saints ⬆️ 4
Previous: #30 | Week 2: L 29–24 vs Ravens | Week 3: Raiders
This was actually encouraging despite the loss.
After getting blown out Week 1, AJ stayed within five of a highly experienced QKP.
27. Remo357 — Steelers ⏸️
Previous: #27 | Week 2: L 42–30 vs Patriots | Week 3: Bengals
The Week 1 victory was simulated.
The first actual result is a 12-point loss, and now Remo gets undefeated Cincinnati.
28. ELBuccs — Buccaneers ⬆️ 1
Previous: #29 | Week 2: L 27–14 vs Browns | Week 3: Vikings
Tampa is 0–2, but Week 2 was at least more competitive than the Week 1 shutout.
Buccaneers-Vikings is basically a must-win for both.
29. ThaTiger74 — Vikings ⬇️ 1
Previous: #28 | Week 2: L 40–7 vs Bears | Week 3: Buccaneers
A 33-point loss hurts.
Minnesota is 0–2 and gets another 0–2 opponent next.
30. Big_Country1112 — Raiders ⬆️ 2
Previous: #32 | Week 2: L 36–3 vs Chargers | Week 3: Saints
This isn't really a reward.
The Raiders have lost their first two Season 87 games 45–12 and 36–3, and Big Country remains winless in his MOF career.
He's only moving because of circumstances elsewhere.
31. Latinyank77478 — 49ers ⬇️ 15 📉
Previous: #16 | Week 2: L 66–10 vs Dolphins | Week 3: Cardinals
I originally had Latin at #32, but with Miami's coach removed, I'm slightly adjusting how heavily I'm treating that 66–10 result.
It's still brutal.
San Francisco is 0–2 and now gets #1 MrWitness36.
NR. Miami Dolphins — NEW COACH TBD
Team Record: 2–0 | Week 3: Chiefs
Miami is temporarily unranked.
The Dolphins' Season 87 record remains 2–0, but Beast10790 has been removed for a rule infraction. His personal career résumé and previous #2 power ranking do not transfer to whoever takes over the team.
Once the replacement is announced, I'll evaluate the new coach using his own MOF history, Miami's roster and his results going forward.
🔥 WEEK 3 GAMES TO WATCH
⭐ GAME OF THE WEEK
#2 MMXCalibur — Rams vs #12 MackDaddy — Broncos
This matchup suddenly has enormous implications.
MMX is undefeated and climbing toward #1. MackDaddy—the six-time champion—is staring at an unbelievable 0–3 start.
What's at stake: MMX could take #1 with another quality win and a Witness loss. MackDaddy could immediately stop his slide by knocking off #2.
🚨 #3 Bubbaduran07 — Chiefs vs Miami Dolphins — TBD Coach
Originally this was supposed to be one of the season's biggest games.
Now it's the league's biggest unknown.
Kansas City is 2–0 and has beaten MackDaddy and MrRoclo. Miami is technically 2–0, but a new coach will be taking over after Beast's removal.
What's at stake: Bubba can move to 3–0 and potentially #1, but how much the Miami victory is worth will depend on who takes over and how the game is handled.
👀 #5 Commish Jeff — Lions vs #14 Canesbucs1 — Jets
Jeff has outscored his first two opponents 87–24.
Now he gets a seven-time champion.
What's at stake: Beat Canes and Jeff could enter the Top 3–4. Canes can erase much of his Week 2 fall with one big victory.
💥 #4 KnightNoles — Seahawks vs #16 Bengalsonly_7 — Commanders
Don't overlook this one.
Washington is 2–0 and just scored 49 points. Knight is coming off his first loss.
What's at stake: Bengalsonly could go from preseason #24 to potentially Top 10 in three weeks. Knight needs the win to remain near the championship contenders.
⚔️ #7 BigDre245 — Jaguars vs #15 Mindenplaya — Patriots
Both are 1–1 and coming off strong Week 2 wins.
What's at stake: Winner likely enters or approaches the Top 10.
🚨 UPSET ALERT
#16 Bengalsonly_7 over #4 KnightNoles is my biggest upset possibility. Washington's 2–0 start deserves attention now that Bengalsonly has backed up the Week 1 SIM with an actual victory.
#15 Mindenplaya over #7 BigDre245 is another one to watch after New England put up 42.
And don't sleep on #25 Lynx against #23 BuffaloBill. The Chargers just won 36–3 while Buffalo enters 0–2.
📈 BIGGEST WEEK 2 RISERS
Bengalsonly_7: #24 → #16 (+8)
BigDre245: #13 → #7 (+6)
Lynx: #31 → #25 (+6)
Mindenplaya: #20 → #15 (+5)
Boobie_MTZ7: #10 → #6 (+4)
Latinyank77478: #16 → #31 (-15) — The 66–10 loss can't be ignored.
MackDaddy: #6 → #12 (-6) — The six-time champion is 0–2.
BigReub0904: #8 → #13 (-5) — SIM results continue limiting what we can learn about Tennessee.
Canesbucs1: #9 → #14 (-5) — His first actual game resulted in a 21-point loss.
CheeferD: #17 → #21 (-4) — Both losses have been SIMs, but Philadelphia is still 0–2.
🎯 THE BIG WEEK 3 STORY
The removal of Beast completely changes the top of these rankings.
There is no longer a #2 Miami coach sitting between Witness and the rest of the league. MrWitness36 owns #1, MMX is knocking on the door, and Bubbaduran07 has moved all the way into the Top 3.
Witness controls his own destiny. MMX has the 2–0 record and another massive opportunity against MackDaddy. Bubba has perhaps the best collection of quality wins among the undefeated coaches.
And somewhere in the middle of all of it sits a 2–0 Miami Dolphins team without a ranked coach.
Week 3 isn't just about who wins. It's about finding out who takes control of Season 87 now that the entire top of the board has changed.
September 15, 2026